It’s DONE. Now all I have is Project Runway & Tabatha’s Salon Takeover. Shear Genius was a stylist’s show and I kinda figured who would win. Glad she did though because her looks were more cohesive than that of the others.

The challenge this time was FOUR cut & color clients in THREE HOURS. Now, let me break down the average service: color = 1 hour, cut = 30-45 minutes. This is how people are booked, according to this time arrangement. Some people take clients every 15 minutes but that’s when they have like 3 assistants to help shampoo, blow-dry & etc. Four clients in three hours is pretty insane, people were hoppin on the show. I would’ve liked N***** to win but her last client wasn’t FINISHED!! It would’ve been a great underdog achievement!! The other two were seasoned stylists who were experienced enough to be teaching classes on their expertise.

Anyways, I’m a little annoyed because the end was extremely ABRUPT (just like Groomer Has It???!). The winner was announced and she had about TWO SECONDS of expressing her joy and then CREDITS ROLLED. WTF? Whatever. Better be a season three with even crazier shit.

Project Runway was…YEAH. SERIOUSLY ABOUT DAMN TIME HE WAS ELIMINATED!! SweetjeeZAS. Same ol’ shit every time and then even MORE SHIT when it doesn’t look like all the other stuff he’s made. He made one winning garment…but what happened after that?? He had potential, he was stuck in a design box though. Ah well, luck to him in the real world.

I woke up today realizing that this is the kitties’ FIRST SUMMER and they’ve been cooped up in a windowless basement for most of it (VA). I want them to have sunshine and breezes so I’m glad I have them here with me….and lots of windows.

My mom is feeling better about letting the cats roam around the house after she was convinced that they don’t poo and pee everywhere (like EMMA). They’re CATS not DOGS. Anways, enjoy this darling video of Miss Zilla being wicked adorable!!